Maid Service : As seen on CraigsList

So the little dust bunnies (from Boris' fur) are starting to come alive and dance in circles around me. Getting kind of dirty (and freaky).

Unfortunately, my vacuum cleaner is a backbpack model (don't scoff, its really functional) and, what do you know... I cannot get it onto my back due to my gimped-out shoulder. So, I decided to look into getting a maid service. After looking on the web, I decided to try Craigs List.

And I found this...
http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/hss/1540519217.html

Text of ad below (just in case it gets deleted)

Sexy Maid Service by MILF ~ House Cleaning in Lingerie ~ Great Gift!
We have a SEXY maid service based in Keller and specializing in house cleaning with sexy lingerie or skimpy outfits. What is your husbands fantasy cleaning lady? Our SEXY maid is a super hot MILF, large firm breasts and a nice ass that will come over and clean your house!
No touching but lots of looking and teasing is what we offer!
Prices based on square feet or by the hour!
One hour special for $100! Our SEXY maid will come to your house in a SEXY outfit for one hour.